The Eddies Twilight Fan Fiction Award Nominees Winter 2009

Best Short Story

Aengus by Starshinedown   [Link] 
Art Model by Dollegirl   [Link] 
The Djinn by Eroticfan   [Link] 
Intimacy by Ranma15177   [Link] 
Kissing Bella by FatApolloLove   [Link] 
Tis Better to Receive by Thallium81/JFly, Upthedownslide   [Link] 
Wayfaring by Gallantcorkscrews   [Link] 
Yes, Please by Coquettishness   [Link] 
 

Best Novel

Add It Up by Lion_in_the_Land   [Link] 
From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81/JFly   [Link] 
Ladders by Marve   [Link] 
Lady of the Knight by ObsessingOverEdward   [Link] 
A Lesson in Release by Lillie Cullen   [Link] 
Love Among the Stacks by Acireamos, Annudaone   [Link] 
Realize by Goo82   [Link] 
You Get Me Closer to God by Americnxidiot   [Link] 
 

Best Novel - Incomplete

Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner   [Link] 
My Brother's Best Friend by Jennlynnfs   [Link] 
Sanctuary by Thallium81/JFly   [Link] 
Wide Awake by AngstGoddess003   [Link] 
Black and White by Vixen1836   [Link] 
Coming to Terms by GinnyW   [Link] 
Dangerous Affections by Wishimight/Everwondering   [Link] 
Irritable Grizzly Adams by Caligula42   [Link] 
 

Best Novella

Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329   [Link] 
Cowboys & Indians by Minisinoo   [Link] 
Comfortable by Isabel0329   [Link] 
A Girl Like You by KillerBunys   [Link] 
Isle Esme by Vixen1836   [Link] 
Spiral Static by Coquettishness   [Link] 
When We Drove All Night by Smellyia   [Link] 
 

The Bellies Twilight Fan Fiction Award Nominees Winter 2009

 

Best Multi-Chaptered Smut

The Arrangement by Manyafandom   [Link] 
NCB, Inc by Lillie Cullen   [Link] 
The Submissive by Tara sue me   [Link] 
Frenemies by McVampy   [Link] 
The Bella Swan Diaries by Ninapolitan   [Link] 
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner   [Link] 
 

Best Making Out

Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner   [Link] 
Black and White by Vixen1836   [Link] 
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08   [Link] 
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by RegattaBay   [Link] 
 

Best Collaboration

Going for the Gold by Bethaboo, Tameleine   [Link] 
I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked by Marve, Wish_girl   [Link] 
Labour of Devotion by Kitschisme, Rosette-Cullen   [Link] 
Place Your Bets by KatieBelle, Vanillabeans   [Link] 
Saturday School by Jandco, Withthevampsofcourse, et al   [Link] 
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by Jandco, Withthevampsofcourse   [Link] 
 

Best Use of Newton

Blame it on the Cuervo by CallistoLexx   [Link] 
Boycotts & Barflies by Vjgm   [Link] 
Coming to Terms by GinnyW   [Link] 
Lady of the Knight by ObsessingOverEdward   [Link] 
Sanctuary by Thallium81/JFly   [Link] 
 

Best Use of an Inanimate Object

Hot dog (Chapter 21) in The Bella Swan Diaries by Ninapolitan   [Link] 
Gnome (Chapter 17, 18) in The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen   [Link] 
Produce (Chapter 9, 32) in Stitches and Scars by Bittenev   [Link] 
 

Edward You Wish Was Your Boyfriend

Stitches and Scars by Bittenev   [Link] 
Wide Awake by AngstGoddess003   [Link] 
Holding Out for You by ObsessingOverEdward   [Link] 
Resident Geek by Cdunbar   [Link] 
Stop, Drop, & Roll by Bronzehairedgirl620   [Link] 
The Teenage Angst Brigade by Jandco   [Link] 
 

Best One-Liner

A strange feeling of… possessiveness swept through me. She was mine, this little human, and I think she knew it. (Chapter 2) from Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson   [Link] 
"I'm a twenty-five year old virginal assassin. You can't get any more pathetic than that." (Chapter 13) from Dangerous Affections by Wishimight/Everwondering   [Link] 
She had the instincts of a suicidal lemming. If she was convinced it was going to be okay, then we were headed for disaster. (Chapter 4) from Fifty-Eight Nights by Eowyn77   [Link] 
Everyone was crowded together tighter than two tits in a Wonderbra. (Chapter 16) from Cullen International Corporation by Clear Plastic   [Link] 
"And so the Daisy Picking Son fell in love with the Beer Nippled Hussy," he sighed teasingly. (Chapter 31) from I Hate Myself for Loving You by Halojones   [Link] 
"Zero. The number of minutes I'll spend feeling anything aside from blood-thirst for you." (Chapter 25) from Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8   [Link] 
"But if you want me--and even if you don't--I belong to you." (Chapter 31) from Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8   [Link] 
My control was slipping. Slipping hell - it had left the planet and gone to live with Jesus. (Chapter 19) from Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner   [Link] 
"Our girlfriend swallows… our girlfriend swallows…" (Chapter 16) from Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner   [Link] 
"Where the hell did you get one in yellow?" (Chapter 14) from The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen   [Link] 
"You can't bogart all the dick." (Chapter 8) from The Teenage Angst Brigade by Jandco   [Link] 
Whoever invented the term 'It's not polite to hit a girl' has clearly never fucked Jessica Stanley. (Chapter 12) from Wide Awake by AngstGoddess003   [Link] 
"Rutabaga!" Edward shouted. "For the love of mercy, Bella, rutabaga!" (Chapter 14) from Will you be ready when it comes? by Hopeful Wager   [Link] 
 

Best Banter

Frenemies by McVampy   [Link] 
I Hate Myself for Loving You by Halojones   [Link] 
Piano Lessons by Bella-of-the-Ball, Edwardsothalova, Withthevampsofcourse   [Link] 
Trumped Into Bed by Gallantcorkscrews   [Link] 
 

WIP Whose Ending You Are Dying For

Black and White by Vixen1836   [Link] 
Coming to Terms by GinnyW   [Link] 
Wide Awake by AngstGoddess003   [Link] 
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8   [Link] 
 

The S. Meyer Award for Most Excellent Grammar, Punctuation, and Spelling

Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8   [Link] 
Irritable Grizzly Adams by Caligula42   [Link] 
A Lesson in Release by Lillie Cullen   [Link] 
In the Blink of an Eye by That_writr   [Link]